Cum-Hater vs Gang-Bang

Cum-Hater vs Gang-Bang

Remember that fat crybaby from one of the few episodes of The Maury Show that didn't involve teenagers giving handjobs in exchange for chicken mcnuggets? She had this uncanny ability to make hundreds of bad decisions in a row. Well, it appears she reproduced. [Full Scene] [SONG]

1,040,125 05.09.18 TG Porn Fail
The Accidental Anal Compilation

The Accidental Anal Compilation

Not much is worse (or funnier) than an unexpected penis bashing some hoer O-ring with little forewarning or lube. Ideally, zero forewarning and zero lubes. [Full Scenes: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9]

3,654,308 04.09.17 Various Painal
Pornstar Accidently Pukes on Fellow Actress

Pornstar Accidently Pukes on Fellow Actress

The pharyngeal reflex AKA laryngeal spasm AKA gag reflex exists to prevent us from dying, but it also makes it much harder to shove dicks down our throats. Full Scene.

2,218,957 07.24.16 Stupormundi Porn Bloopers
BiG Bertha's Pocket Rocket

BiG Bertha's Pocket Rocket

The name "Big Bertha" comes from a giant Pre-Nazi German war cannon that would lob 1,800 lb explosive shells into shit like France and Belgium. It also happens to look like this bitches dick. [SCENE / SONG]

1,462,735 02.23.16 TG Bizarre
The Obliteration of Female Genitalia

The Obliteration of Female Genitalia

This little work of art is the accumulation of a pretty teen getting butt fucked and throated, set to music. Full Scene HERE.

2,655,123 11.17.14 JP LULZ
The Most Beautiful Breakdown Ever

The Most Beautiful Breakdown Ever

These two carpet munchers soul mates engage in dikey lesbo sex make passionate love and after cumming her brains out, she breaks into happy tears. Full Scene Here.

2,645,487 11.05.13 DB Porn Bloopers
I FUCKING HATE CUM!

I FUCKING HATE CUM!

Marvel in the majestic awe of unwanted facials, oral insemination's from men lacking fruit in their diet and other tales of shifty cum dodgers. These girls hate jizz like I hate the season finale of Dexter. [Sources: 1, 2, , 4, , 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11 ]

3,205,633 10.02.13 Various Porn Bloopers
Passion of the Painal

Passion of the Painal

Whore #3 is quite adorable. She may not speak a lick of English, but her facial expressions certainly have a story to tell.. namely "ouch, that hurts", "please hurry up" and "why in the fuck did I quit my job at Hotdog On A Stick for this shit". Live and learn baby. SOURCES: 1. 2, 3, 4, 5.

7,467,550 09.07.12 Captain X Painal
The Art Of Hating Cum

The Art Of Hating Cum

Here it is. The Citizen Kane of ewww your semen tastes like Gene Wilder's deceased asshole. Actually, I'm not entirely sure whether or not Gene is deceased, but I trust that the implied mental image is effective all the same. SOURCES: #1, #2, #3, #5, #6, #7, #8, #9, #10, #11, #12

4,431,613 04.08.12 admin LULZ
Hooker Accidentally Craps Herself

Hooker Accidentally Craps Herself

CHAIN REACTION: she gives a shitty blowjob > he retaliates by ejaculating in her mouth, (big no-no) > unexpected putrid jizz causes her to gag uncontrollably > heavy coughing puts pressure on already loose anus > splat, a Hershey Kiss is born. Similar videos HERE and HERE.

2,634,146 07.21.11 admin Hookers
Smegma Makes Her Gag

Smegma Makes Her Gag

Tojo trades his neighbor a weeks worth of cup-o-noodles in exchange for a sensuous dicksuck. Here's the kicker: Tojo has the hygiene of Forest Whitaker's asshole. Dude simply does not shower. The end result is enough dick cheese to feed half of Mumbai. More HERE.

3,392,723 05.19.11 Spamsam Asians
He Cums Battery Acid

He Cums Battery Acid

This is classic. The last ho-bag in this comp literally goes from gagging on a load of rancid jizz to asking for tips on what to steal at the local Pepboys. Apparently the Purple Power degreaser she jacked last week isnt the hot ticket item she thought it out to be. LOL. Hundreds of more epic crackwhore videos HERE - all by the same guy.

2,246,018 10.24.10 admin LULZ
Barebacking Gone Wrong

Barebacking Gone Wrong

Meet your new idol. He's got more visible STD's than a Compton crackwhore and still manages to pull bitches with ease. This particular skank is a prime example. She sucks his cock as if those warts are Summer fresh blueberries. GAG.

1,950,394 07.13.10 SpamSam Bizarre
Brown Bag!

Brown Bag!

It's always a little discouraging to discover a hunk of carne asada on the head of your cock after engaging in some recreational sodomy. Consider it a toll for taking the orifice less traveled. Full video available HERE.

4,227,383 03.17.10 Deven Porn Bloopers
Threesome Sabotage

Threesome Sabotage

Such betrayal. If you're gonna engage in multi-person hetrosexual love-making, you gotta work as a team.

1,839,712 01.21.09 admin Bizarre
LOL I Made You Gag

LOL I Made You Gag

He seems pretty happy about his achievement. Try doing the same thing again except next time stick your cock in her ass first. When she comes up to blow you she won't gag, she'll just puke. It's called "ass 2 mouth". I invented it.

2,609,464 12.14.08 admin Porn Bloopers
The Bilingual Whore

The Bilingual Whore

I posted this a long ass time ago but I just realized it was missing some key components, such as our Spanish starlet recieving an abrupt facial as she criticizes the cameraman for his 'ignorance'. Just a friendly reminder: when you're sitting butt naked on the floor of a Motel 6 having just been just ass fucked by a complete stranger, try not to engage in a verbal battle of wits with your employer. There's no winning. Download the full video @ LATIN ABUSE.

1,920,051 11.08.08 admin LULZ
Good Porn Ruined By Shitty Music

Good Porn Ruined By Shitty Music

It's a porno, not a god damn fitness video. Stop adding in the shitty keyboard-generated dance music, it drains out the sound of the woman crying and gagging on cock, which is an essential part of my fap session.

2,392,131 10.06.08 admin LULZ
Psycho Slut Spasms Out Of Control

Psycho Slut Spasms Out Of Control

This seems to be one of the rare instances where a woman can orgasm with little or no physical stimulation of the genitals. In this particular case, it looks like the deepthroating and/or gagging is what's triggering her orgasm.

2,153,371 09.27.08 admin Orgasms
Semen Makes Her Gag

Semen Makes Her Gag

Epic retching. FULL VIDEO HERE.

1,811,671 03.18.07 admin Porn Bloopers
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