The Desperate Doctor

The Desperate Doctor

My gut instinct tells me the era of slasher movies is dead when the practical effects guys start taking on jobs like this. The Friday the 13th reboot was bad. Cult of Chucky sucked. The new Halloween might work... but nothing can prepare you for this alternate ending to Fire in the Sky. [SOURCE]

671,316 07.02.18 Ray Santilli Bizarre
The Biggest Whore In History

The Biggest Whore In History

For a hooker/pornstar, she honestly seems like one of the nicest people ever... Even if her butthole looks like the queen alien from "Starship Troopers" and possibly carries multiple strains of the same venereal diseases. More HERE, , HERE, and HERE.

2,886,515 02.16.14 DB Hookers
How Is This Even Possible

How Is This Even Possible

Heads up kids, this one's gonna blow your fuckin yamaka away. It involves gummy bears, Rocky-inspired butthole punching, and an Alien 1 chest-burster reenactment so brutal you just might soil your Fruit of the Loom's. DOWNLOAD FULL VIDEO HERE.

8,625,779 07.23.12 KMB Fisting
The 24 Year Old FEMALE Virgin II

The 24 Year Old FEMALE Virgin II

What's life's greatest mystery? god? aliens? why Lionsgate allows Tyler Perry to continue directing films? How about how the fuck this 46 year old poster boy for NAMBLA managed to pull a Russian model half his age, only to vow abstinence for half a fucking decade? Full video HERE and more HERE.

3,144,848 01.06.12 admin Virgins
A Vagina Within A Vagina

A Vagina Within A Vagina

Double decker taco. Kinda looks like the mouth of the xenomorph from the Alien series. A wee bit nasty but I'd still let her sit on my face.

1,312,096 03.24.09 admin Beef Curtains
The Inner Demon

The Inner Demon

The first thing that came to mind was the chest burster scene from Alien. The second thing that came to mind was the giant worm-like monsters from Tremors. You see where I'm going with this? Put those two together and you have what this woman's asshole looks like. Swear to fuck I saw some teeth.

1,075,303 12.01.08 admin Prolapse
Youre Doing It Wrong

Youre Doing It Wrong

Wrong hole? No not quite. More like wrong fucking direction. His cock nearly pierces through the piece of skin seperating her ass from her pussy. Remember the 'chestburster' scene from Alien? Just watch...

1,712,505 09.15.08 admin Bizarre
Extraterrestrial Orgy

Extraterrestrial Orgy

I decided to post that last bit of the ET sextape. Elliot is probably fapping to this right now, I know I am. See more alien porn HERE and HERE.

808,877 06.04.08 admin Parody
E.T. Alien Sex 2

E.T. Alien Sex 2

E.T. is back and this time around she gets fucked silly by a man. I hope she doesn't get pregnant!

2,477,767 06.04.07 admin Parody
E.T. Alien Sex 1

E.T. Alien Sex 1

All things considered, E.T's pussy don't look that bad. If you had the chance, would you fuck her?

1,649,399 06.03.07 admin Parody
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