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GOONIES 3: CHUNKS STYLE

GOONIES 3: CHUNKS STYLE

This is not a parody or some lame ass fan fiction LARPing weeb shit. This is actually GOONIES 3 (for me at least)... and it's the most wholesomely funny shit I have ever seen in amateur pornography. [Moar Harper and Max: PORNHUB, INTERWEBSITE, TWITTER]

1,067,517 04.25.18 Jane Austen Amateur
TUMBLR Horror Story

TUMBLR Horror Story

This is kinda disturbing... and I don't mean haha-distubring like when Dennis Rodman became our ambassador for nuclear warfare. This woman is fragile, deranged and sees more abuse than an EBT card at a New Jersey Casino. I don't know if I should cringe or nominate her for an AVN award.

1,698,938 01.18.18 Anonymous Amateur
Biggest Whore on YouTube

Biggest Whore on YouTube

Luna Bella. Maybe you've already heard of her? She's no Alexis Ren. But what she's lacking in personality, genetics and decency, she makes up for in... well, nothing actually. Her tits look like they were bolted on by a blind intern at Lego Land, and I don't know whether to run or rim.

1,872,935 01.01.18 ThotPatrol Amateur
Can't Stop the Pollock

Can't Stop the Pollock

Layin' pipe only has a few rules: 1) Look as little like Harvey Weinstein as possible 2) develop stamina and 3) maintain an erection harder than a bowl of Campbell's tomato soup. Not exactly a difficult list... but this Khokhol is determined to challenge at least 2 key items today. GG NO RE

1,953,198 12.06.17 GothBoiPussy Amateur
Girlfriend Of The Year 2K17

Girlfriend Of The Year 2K17

Bridge piercing, stomach tattoos and the occasional rush to the emergency room for soft tissue damage. May I be so bold to say I haven't seen this level of intensity since The Shining. More HERE

2,589,750 08.13.17 TG Amateur
Reverse Road Head

Reverse Road Head

I've seen a lot of desperate girls do a lot of desperate shit just to keep their ManyVids account submerged in dollarinos... but risking life and death and a clean record just to keep cOrNhOlEsniFFer69 entertained? That's a level of slut I hope to never meet. SONG.

1,674,373 06.08.17 TG Amateur
OK SO WHOSE NEXT?!

OK SO WHOSE NEXT?!

AKA "how to ruin your reputation on a global scale." Usually it's a good thing if everyone gets laid at a party... but not when they all fucked the same chubby std collector.

3,327,077 03.05.17 Anonymous Amateur
How the Relationship Ended

How the Relationship Ended

Carlos, you mindless shitstain. There are two things you just don't fuck with in life: 1: Janice Dickinson during her testosterone therapy and 2: A woman's trust. Save the sneak attacks for when you illegally enter the US and A.

2,584,079 10.12.16 Pornhub Amateur
Greatest Amateur Sex Tape Fuck Ups

Greatest Amateur Sex Tape Fuck Ups

I don't know why anyone would post such things of themselves onto such a terrible place as the internet, but whatever! Come ride the shit train with me on a journey into the awful side of amateur pornography.

4,815,272 06.10.16 Various Amateur
Amateur Fail of The Year

Amateur Fail of The Year

Skanky country girl and dopey hood rat get real nasty. Either she's on her period or she just can't handle "the nigger dick". Either way she's not bothered at all and licks the bloody snickers bar clean. HOTT!

3,042,022 12.09.15 TG Amateur
Banned From Arby's 4 Lyfe

Banned From Arby's 4 Lyfe

After popping a molly (or 5) and getting fucked with a lawn chair, this girl realizes her dreams of being on worldstar are within grasp and totally goes for it. IMHO not worth the lifetime of shame without curly fries and roast beef.

3,134,405 10.23.15 Anonymous Amateur
Nudes via Room Service

Nudes via Room Service

An aryan goddess sexually trolls the hotel bell hop in order to win a "contest" that may or may not even exist. Regardless, Michael Cera is here to help. Although I'm not entirely convinced he's ever done this before.

2,412,943 10.07.15 TG Amateur
I Got A Husband

I Got A Husband

From the bowels of world star hip hop comes a little gem that's straight outta Compton! Staring a wild wildebeest that has been caught fellating a local hoodlum in the middle of the street. Some real ratchet shit yo!

2,249,447 02.28.15 Anonymous Amateur
HURRY UP and CUM!

HURRY UP and CUM!

UPDATE: this girl actually emailed me, here's the background story - she lives in a KKK-laden town where 12 inch black wangs are the forbidden fruit. Undeterred, she sought salvation on blackplanet.com and ultimately bit off more BBC than her vagina could chew. Here's some pics she sent me: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.

7,939,381 02.17.12 Amateur
He Hates Crackwhores

He Hates Crackwhores

Full video HERE. (deleted, apparently he didn't like the attention).

2,113,401 12.03.11 Michal Wlodarczyk Amateur
All Girls Love Assholes

All Girls Love Assholes

Especially fat ones. Dinner time!

2,790,204 05.28.09 admin Amateur
Stop! You're Destroying My Vagina

Stop! You're Destroying My Vagina

You know what would've been really funny? If he had instead said STFU bish and kept pounding away. Painful intercourse always brings the lulz.

1,520,437 05.12.09 admin Amateur
When Did You Go Poop Last

When Did You Go Poop Last

Hey babe! I think there's some poop in your butthole! Lemme stick my cock in there, pretty please? That about sums this one up, minus the formal request for permission. lol.

1,351,791 04.20.09 admin Amateur
She Hates Deep Penetration

She Hates Deep Penetration

I got a bazillion emails requesting the full version of this... so here it is. It's pretty straight forward. The average vagina has a depth of 5 to 6 inches. These limitations are fairly understandable, but Urkel here likes to push it. Real men let no centimeter go to waste.

2,862,352 03.16.09 admin Amateur
Teacher & Student Sextape

Teacher & Student Sextape

All participant are of legal age. Read the full article HERE. I like how the 35 year old teacher squirms like a virgin whenever he sticks his teenage pecker inside her - check both he beginning and the end.

3,456,148 01.31.09 admin Amateur
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